50 things about me (that you probably didn't want to know)

1. Do you like cheese?
Cheese is like the food of the Gods!

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No

3. Do you own a gun?
No, I don't really like guns that much.


4. Your favorite song?
Lotion, by The Greenskeepers


5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yes, I'm always afraid that he's going to tell me that my aorta is going to rupture again

6. What do you think of when you eat hot dogs?
How dang tasty they are even though they are made of lips and assholes.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
"White Christmas"

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water from a bottle, not from the tap.

9. Can you do push ups?
I'm sure that I can at least do one.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Mostly, now if I can get my wife to pick up her clothes, then it will be completely clean ;)

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My wedding ring

12. Favorite Hobby?
Playing computer games.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Women just can't resist my bald head ;)

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
Sometimes I think that I do.

15. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
My stubborness

16. Middle Name?
Curtis

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1) I need to sleep.
2)is the bed warm?
3) What is this infomercial?

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1) Books 6 and 7 of the Dark Tower Series
2) Movie Tickets for "Meet The Robinsons"
3) a 1 liter Pepsi

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
water, iced tea, cola

20. Current worry right now?
will I ever be back to 100%

21. Current hate?
Political Correctness

22. Favorite place to be?
Anywhere with my wife and kids

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Being thankful that I was still alive.

24. Where would you like to go?
Bed



26. How many siblings do you have?
1 brother, 2 step-sisters, and 1 step brother.

27. Do you own slippers?
yes, and I wear them all the time.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
Dark blue pocket T

29. What shampoo do you use?
Whatever happens to be in the bathroom

30. Favorite color?
Purple, or black.

31. Would you like to be a pirate?
Doesn't everyone?

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
My Humps

33. Favorite girl's name?
Myrissa

34. Favorite boy's name?
Devin

35. What's in your pockets right now?
nothing

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Infomercials

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Empire Strikes Back

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
My Aortic Disection

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
4

41. Who is your loudest friend?
James

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Ozzy

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I sure hope my wife does ;)

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Yes, I saw one last night, and wished to not die in my sleep ;)

45. What is your favorite book?
The Stand-Stephen King

46. What is your favorite candy?
M&M's

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Bless the Broken Road. That song really fits for my wife and me.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
A Feast Of Friends-Poetry by Jim Morrison, music by the Doors


49. What were you doing 12am this morning?
I don't remember

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
What the hell did I sleep so long for?

Now, fill this little thing out, and post it as a comment, or I will cry.